Sardar Jokes Sms

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts • A drunk sardar fails from 3rd floor. People gather around & ask: "Sardar ji ki hoya?" He said"pata nahin main v hune aya haan"!!!

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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, ,mashoka le ker kahan nikle"
Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye, mashoka hogi tero..Meri to behan

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can you lend me 2000 Rs? i need it. please help me out, i know you have it, i wil return it .a sardar asks to ATM machine???????

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once a sardar bought a banaspatee teen and say to the shopkeeper where is my gift ?shopkeeper said why? serdar said there is written colestrol free

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dolhan sardar say......aag mojhay itna khush karo k main sari zindgi yaad rakhoon sardar saari raat gud gudi karta raha

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A sardarji Doctor falls in Love with a Nurse.He writes a love letter to the Nurse :- I Love U sister....

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sardar ji to his friend: Yar bari mushkil main hoon mairi bivi mujh say aik kiss ka 100 RS laiti hay ..... friend: acha, yar to bara lucky hay doosron say to wo 500RS laiti hay

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A sardar was running with his pregnent wife,who was about to deliver, when another sardar asked him, O pernam singh, oye woti nu ais haal vitch le ke kithey puj rya vain, pernam singh replied,assi Pizza hut chaley aan, sunya aa othey free delivery hondi aaa

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chota sardar:mummy kal raat ko,phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.mummy:kaminey phir tune fridge main susu ki!

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Once sardar wanted to know the time difference between Bihar and Las Vegas.So he called up the Tourist department and asked them "Ji..could you tell methe time difference between Patna and Las Begas...". . The man at the other end replies "One second sir..." and sardar immediately replies "thank you"and puts the phone down

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Sardar proposed a Girl...... Girl said Im 1yr elder to you........... Sardar said Oye No Problem Soniye,Ill marry you NEXT YEAR.

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[Sardar was writing something very slowly. Friend asked: Why r u writing so slowly? Sardar: Im writing 2 my 6 yr old son, he cant read very fast

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2 Sardars looking at Egyptian mummy.Sardar1:Look so many bandages, pakka truck accident case. Sardar2: Aaho, truck nambar bhi likha hai. BC-1760!!

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Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Sun 23 Mar 2008, 9:43 pm

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Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Sat 29 Mar 2008, 2:03 am

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Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:08 am

Once Zail singh was relaxing in a park. Some kids playing nearby decided to pull his leg. Walking up to him they asked him, "Sir are you relaxing?"

Zail singh replied, "No, I am Zail Singh!" The kids started laughing wildly and ran off. This terribly confused Zail Singh and he decided to check it out. He walked up to a guy who was relaxing on a bench near him and asked, "Are you relaxing?" The man replied, "Yes, why do you ask?" Zail Singh answered with satisfaction, "Then those kids are probably looking for you!"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:09 am

A Sardar took an answering machine home and fixed it home somewhere in Rajasthan,but two days later disconnected it because he was getting complaints like "Saala phone utha ke bolta hai ghar pe nahin hai" ( "he picks up the receiver and then says he is not at home" )

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:09 am

This sardarji goes to the see Jurassic Park and when the Dinosaurs start approaching he is cowering in his seat when his friend asks him "kyon sardarji, kya baat hai? Dar kyon lag raha hai cinema hi to hai" Sardarji replies "Aadmi hoon aur akkal hai, pata hai ki cinema hai lekin voh to janwar hai, usko kya pata "

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:10 am

Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na marjaun"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:11 am

Santa Singh goes to a Udipi hotel to have something to eat. He orders for Masala Dosa.The waiter promptly gets him the dish but is surprised to see that Santa eats only the masalaleaving the dosa behind.

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:11 am

Santa then orders for 1 plate Samosa. this time the waiter notices that Santa eats only the filling and not the shell.Waiter is very curious. Santa next orders for Batata Vada.This time around also Santa eats only the filling and leaves the shell behind

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:12 am

Waiter loosing his patience walks upto Santa and asks him,"Sirji, aap dish ke under ka hi cheez kyon khaa rahe ho, kya baki cheez pasand nahi aaya..?" Santa Singhsays, "Arre bhaiyya, aisi baat nahi.Hamaari tabiyat kuch teekh nahi isliye doctor ne kaha ki baahar ka cheez mat khaya karo..."

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:12 am

A Sardar Computer Illiterate
True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp:
Caller: "Hello, is this Tech Support?"
Tech: "Yes, it is. How may I help you?"
Caller: "The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am
within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?"
Tech: "I'm sorry, but did you say a cup holder?"
Caller: "Yes, it's attached to the front of my computer."
Tech: "Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, It's
because
I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotional, at a
trade
show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have
any trademark
on it?"
Caller: "It came with my computer, I don't know
anything about a
promotional. It just has '4X' on it."
At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because
he couldn't stand it.
The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM
drive as a cup holder,
and snapped it off the drive!

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:13 am

A Sardar in Delhi
He is walking on a street which has a Clock Tower when someone asks him if he wants to buy the clock on the Tower. Sardarji says "Yes". The other man said "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The man took the thousand and disappeared. Having waited for several hours the Sardarji figured he was taken. On the next day the Sardarji is again walking along the same street and the same man asks him to buy the clock. "Give me a thousand rupees and I'll go get a ladder." The Sardarji gives him the thousand and says "I am not a fool.This time, you wait and I'll go get a ladder."

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:13 am

Application
Santa Singh was filling up an application form for a job. He promptly filled the columns titled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then he came to the column Salary Expected: He was not sure as to what to be filled there. After much thought he wrote : Yes

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:14 am

Die of Hunger
Sardarji is trying to commit suicide on the railway tracks and he takes along some wine and chicken with him. Somebody stops him and asks "kyon bhai, ye sab kyon leke baithe ho?" Sardarji replies "Saali train late aati hai kahin bhook se na mar jaoon"

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:14 am

Two Sardars On A Beach
Santa and Banta were in conversation on the beach. Santa: Praaji, Isse 'beach' kyo kaheete hai ? Banta: Tumhe nahe pata? Santa: Nahe pata. Banta: Woh to Aasmaan aur Zameen ke beech mein hai esliye eesai beach kahete hai

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:15 am

Parents achievements
Santa Singh and Banta Singh were boasting of their parents achievements to each other. Santa Singh: Have you ever heard of the Suez Canal? Banta Singh: Yes, I have. Santa Singh: Well, my father dug it. Banta Singh: That's nothing, have you ever heard of Dead Sea? Santa Singh: Yes, I have. Banta Singh: Well, my father killed it.

Subject: Re: Sardar Jokes Sms Tue 01 Apr 2008, 3:16 am

Forgetful Sardar
One day Sardarji was sitting in his office on the thirteenth floor of a building when a man came running in to his office and shouted "Santa Singh your daughter Preeto just died in an accident!!" Sardarji was in panic. Not knowing what to do he jumped from his office window. While coming down when he was near the tenth floor he remembered he didn't have a daughter named Preeto. When he was near the fifth floor he remembered he was not
married. When he was about to hit the ground he remembered he was not Santa Singh.