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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:14 pm | |
| How would a girl refuse HIMESH propose:-O-oo huzur bhad me gaya tera suroor, shakal se tu hai ek khajur, bidi ka factry ka mazdoor, ho ja mujhse dur sale langoor. | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:15 pm | |
| Aishwarya coke pi rahi thi ki coke me Chumti gir gayi. Chumti ka baap Aishwarya ko bola,jo sun kar Aishwarya behosh ho gayi. "Teri coke me mera bacha hai...." | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm | |
| 'Flower'means "Honey", 'Honey'means "Sweet", 'Sweet'means "Desire", 'Desire'means "Love", 'Love'means "Friend" 'Friend'means "YOUUUUUUUUUUU | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:17 pm | |
| Nice Thought-
If i love myself despite my infinite faults, how can i hate anyone at the glimpse of few faults?
Think about it. | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:18 pm | |
| "G"o_to_bed "O"ff_d_light "O"ut_of_tension "D"reams_come
"N"ice_sleep "I"gnore_worries "G"et_up_earlier "H"ave_nice thought "T"hank_the_G0D. "Good Night". | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:18 pm | |
| Feeling Tense? Think Me Feeling Sad? Call Me Feeling Lonely? See Me Feeling Sleepy? Dream of Me My Name is
SELF CONFIDENCE Never Loose Me. ALL THE BEST | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:19 pm | |
| Judge: Why did you hit your husband with a chair?" Wife: "I couldn't lift the table." | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:20 pm | |
| I have started luving 'U'... I know it sounds rediculous but I can't control my feelings 4 'U'. Some time later I'll start luving more ALPHABETS...! | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm | |
| Ramchandra kah gaye siya se, aisa kalyug aayega, sifr ek dost SMS karega, dusara kamina bas padh ke muskurayega! | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm | |
| Sharab Ek Bimari hai jo saare samaj ko khatam kar rahi hai. To aao milkar is bimari ko khatam karen. Ek bottle tum khatam karo ek bottle hum khatam karen. | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:21 pm | |
| Tum Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Haste Raho, Muskarate Raho, Sada Khilkhilate Raho, Khush Raho, Mera Kya hain Log Tumhe hi Paagal kahenge! Ha ha ha! | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:22 pm | |
| SMS ka sangrah karke kya paayega vats...? Balance ka moh tyag aur sms kar... Mitron se sampark banaye rakhne se hi moksha ki prapti hogi... Swami Messageanand. | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:22 pm | |
| The Madrasi said: I want to see the movie 'Heart is umbrella'. Which movie did he really want to see? Dil Chhata Hai....... | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:23 pm | |
| Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes? A: Lifebuoy. | |
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__wicked__ Members
Number of posts : 570 Age : 39 Location : Hyderabad Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:23 pm | |
| Yamraj ne ek ladke ki jaan le li. Chitragupt- Iss ko waqt se pehle kyon mara? Yumraj: Kya karun, March end mein target jo pura karna tha. | |
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DreamHacker
Number of posts : 1307 Age : 36 Location : ****** Current Mood : STEALING LIFE,,, CHEATING DEATH...!! Registration date : 2008-01-23
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Salman 4 u
Number of posts : 812 Age : 37 Registration date : 2008-05-14
| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 18 May 2008, 3:44 pm | |
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| Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Tue 20 May 2008, 3:47 pm | |
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