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__wicked__
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Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| Subject: Wicked SMS Collection  Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:21 am | |
| Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
bird gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass eat rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur dhakkan log SMS padh rahe hain | |
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__wicked__
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Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:21 am | |
| Phulon se khoobsurat koi nahi.
Sagar se gahara koi nahi.
Aab aapki kya tarif karu…
Dost me aap jaisa…
Nalayak koi nahi! | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:22 am | |
| Zindagi jaise ek saza si ho gayi hai,
gamm ke saagar me is kadar kho gayi hai,
tum kar do ek SMS yeh gujarish hai meri,
tumari SMS ki adat si ho gayi hai | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:22 am | |
| TUSI bade hi gr8 ho,
RASGULLE ki pl8 ho,
PEPSI ka cr8 ho,
ANDE ka oml8 ho,
SMS KARANE ME bade le8 ho,
JALEBI ki tarah stra8 ho,
KHAIR jo bhi ho mere fevr8 ho…! | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:23 am | |
| Mandir mein jaap karta hoon,
Masjid mein adaab karta hoon,
Insaan se kahin bhagwan na ban jaun
isliye roz tujhko SMS karke paap karta hoon | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 2:25 am | |
| A Friendship is Sweet when its NEW
Its Sweeter when its TRUE
But Its Sweetest when the friend is like U. | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:47 am | |
| Kabhi hum bhi padha karte thay,
Jitna syllabus padh k wo top karte hain,
Utna to hum choice per chor dia karte thay | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 10:48 am | |
| Sardar darwaze pe GUN liye khada tha
Wife: y r u standing here?
Sardar: Sher k shikar pe ja raha hu
Wife: To jao na..!
Sardar: Kase jaon baher KUTTA khada hai | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:05 pm | |
| Jo jaldi mile woh hai ghum, jo dair se mile woh hai paisa,jo kisi kisi ko mile woh hai pyar, jo kismat se mile woh hain AAP | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:06 pm | |
| Laddo Singh : Oye, mar gaya yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aarehla hai. Laddo ka dost : Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha. | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09 pm | |
| LOVE is like a CIGAR It starts with a fire..... continues with smoke.....and ends in ashes... But dont worry - we are chain smokers | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:09 pm | |
| i have liked many but loved very few. yet no-one has been as sweet as u. I`d stand and wait in the worlds longest queue. just for the pleasure of a moment with u. | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sat 19 Apr 2008, 12:10 pm | |
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Neend Aayi Toh Khwaab Aaye, Khwaab Aaye Toh Aap Aaye, Issi Kash-Ma-Kash Mein Raat Guzar Gayi, Na Neend Aayi, Na Aap Aaye...!
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DreamHacker
Number of posts : 1307
Age : 36
Location : ******
Current Mood : STEALING LIFE,,, CHEATING DEATH...!!
Registration date : 2008-01-23
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:09 pm | |
| What is a difference between a Kiss, a Car and a Monkey? A kiss is so dear, a car is too dear and a monkey is U dear. | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:09 pm | |
| Unlike others, ur brain is a masterpiece. it has 2 halves the left & the right The left has nothing right in it & d right has nothing left in it. | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:10 pm | |
| I saw U on Road today. U were lukin SO fine, Ur face SO divine, Ur walk SO perfect. My Heart started singing a Sweet Song: Who Let The Dogs Out! | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm | |
| When u get ths SMS, snd it to 1 person U luv, 1 u hate, 1 u always think of & 1 u wish to kill. now keep guessing why I send it to u!! | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:11 pm | |
| My Life was in darkness before i met u, but now it is bright.u know why? Coz u r a "Tubelight | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:12 pm | |
| Birdy birdy in the sky, left a poopie in my eye. Me don't care, me don't cry, me just happy that a cow can't fly! | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:12 pm | |
| WHY SACHIN HAVE TWO CHILDREN,BUT SOURAV HAVE ONE?. BCOZ SACHIN HAVE SECRET ENERGY OF "BOOST". | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:12 pm | |
| Utho... Ye koi sone ka waqt hai...! Jab dekho sote rehte ho,sari umar so so ke hi bitani hai kya..? Abhi muje reply mat karna "i m sleeping..." | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:13 pm | |
| There is only one perfect child in the world and every mother has it. There is only one perfect wife in the world and every neighbor has it | |
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__wicked__
Members
Number of posts : 570
Age : 39
Location : Hyderabad
Registration date : 2008-04-13
| | Subject: Re: Wicked SMS Collection Sun 20 Apr 2008, 6:13 pm | |
| Ladka bola Dilruba,
Ladki boli Pizza khila,
Wo bola Paise nahi,
Ye boli -Aise nahi,
Ladka bola-Mehengayi hai,
Ladki boli AAJ SE TU MERA BHAI HAI.
Keep Smiling!! | |
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